Yesterday the bus on my way to work was crowded, it was full. And even then it´s often quiet in Dutch busses, people don´t talk. Specially on a rainy monday morning.
So i was standing there, minding my own business and standing next to me was a girl, also in her twenties i guess and also minding her own business. Just out of the blue a lady, in her fourties, sitting at the window seat, turned towards the girl standing next to me and said "Lady, do you know how to knit?". The girl tried to ignore it but the lady repeated her question, "Lady, lady, do you know how to knit?". The girl shifted in my direction but there was little space. The lady then tapped the girl on the arm and asked again, "Lady, do you know how to knit?". The girl decided it was probably best to just awnser the question. "No, i don´t", she started to turn red, looking my way for help. I just smiled friendly, i like these kind of things even on monday morning.
The lady that had asked the question looked a bit dissapointed with the awnser. Then she said "And do you know how to hook?". The girl looked confused and didn´t awnser. The lady turned her head and looked out the window at the rain falling down on the cold monday morning streets of The Hague.
The girl looked a bit relieved, the morron seemed to have lost interest. Just a she started to feel secure again i look her in the eye and said "It can be very handy to know how to knit." It was my stop, i left the bus, the girl looked as if she was having a bad LSD trip....