Warning: include(/home/.burrito/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/skins/cookiecheck.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/archives/cat_say_what.php on line 1

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening '/home/.burrito/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/skins/cookiecheck.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/lib/php:/usr/local/php5/lib/pear') in /home/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/archives/cat_say_what.php on line 1

Warning: include(/home/.burrito/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/skins/nav/header.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/archives/cat_say_what.php on line 7

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening '/home/.burrito/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/skins/nav/header.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/lib/php:/usr/local/php5/lib/pear') in /home/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/archives/cat_say_what.php on line 7

Category:Say what?

August 31, 2005

We need an E-Mail system

The Service Desk received this from a user, I don't think he likes Lotus Notes:

Subject: Unable to copy file attachment: Database is currently in use by you or another user
From: RW
Date: 27/08/2005

We need an E-Mail system, not a buggy, slow, ununderstandable and moreover unnecessary data base application!

Read the conversation that followes, after this the problem was sent to me.

read more »


Posted by freezem at 2:01 PM

March 11, 2005

pdf document part II (thank you for returning my 6 calls)

Remember this friendly lady with the problem opening a pdf document? Here's how the call log continued...

read more »


Posted by freezem at 2:17 PM

March 1, 2005

Porviding sombody?

"I tried to find aperson porviding me the MS Project S/W on CD, but could get sombody."

This is a copy, paste form an actual e-mail I received.

Posted by freezem at 10:00 AM

February 28, 2005

What noise?

Hey! A new category again?
Yep, I receive a lot of weird requests, typos and other fun things at work. So I'll select the best and post them. Today a user is complaining about some bad noise. Our users report their problems at a call center in Italy. This is what the error report said:

"very bad noise from the fun"

Sometimes their English is a bit fanny ;)

Posted by freezem at 10:31 AM

February 24, 2005

pdf document

Me: "Hello, this is FreezeM. I'm calling you regarding the problem you reported, opening a PDF document."

Stupid woman: "Yes."

Me: "Where did you get the file from?"

Stupid woman: "It's xyz.pdf"

Me: "Ok, are you able to open other pdf files?"

Stupid woman: "I want to open xyz.pdf."

Me: "I know. I'll help you with that. Can you tell me if you are able to open other pdf files?"

Stupid woman: "I don't know. "

Me: "Can you try this for me?"

Stupid woman: "I want to open xyz.pdf."

Me: "I will help you open xyz.pdf. To do that I want to analyze what the problem is."

Stupid woman: "The problem is I can't open xyz.pdf."

Me: "I understand. We now need to figure out what caused the problem. Can I come by to take a look at it?"

Stupid woman: "I have a meeting in 15 minutes. I don't know how long it will take."

Me: "Can you give me a call when you're done?"

Stupid woman: "uh..."

me: "Please?"

Stupid woman: "Can't you come now?"

Me: "uh..."

Stupid woman: "Can't you come now?"

Me: "please?"

Stupid woman: "Can't you come now?"

Me: "No. Please give me a call when you are done."

Posted by freezem at 4:08 PM

Warning: include(/home/.burrito/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/skins/nav/footer.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/archives/cat_say_what.php on line 273

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening '/home/.burrito/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/skins/nav/footer.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/lib/php:/usr/local/php5/lib/pear') in /home/friso/dutchcheeseandamericanpie.com/archives/cat_say_what.php on line 273