Bill Gates and his army of will save the world! No, not by declaring Windows open source so it can be freely distributed around the world. But by teaching you leet so you can spy on your kids. Remember, when your daughter is talking about h4x she might be involved in illegal activities, or she could just be upgrading her IBM Thinkpad memory. Anyway, let the Ultimate Bill help you pwn your |{1Ð$.
Bill's guide to leet can be found here.
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