Somebody fire him
Arg... sombody please fire my colleque. He's late at least twice a week and managed to be more than 1,5 hour late three times in four weeks! Which is bad enough already but specially because twice he was supposed to open the Helpdesk at 7.30. And today, he was just 7 minutes late, he has some kind of memory loss. He doesn't know how to add users to the system and even forgot what time he started working today. I'm just waiting for him to ask my name, or his own.
My memory is great, and i remember that he said something about music soundig better on drugs.... and i know it's monday so maybe it has to do with this?
At least your collegue isn't farting like my new roommate!! Be happy! :)